I wish to propose a toast to all of you beautiful Warlocks of all races (and Titans).
*raises glass of Mountain Dew* (shut up, I love the stuff)
Some of you are nobles. Some are scholars. Scientists. Magicians. Killers. Beautiful. But most of all, you are family. We all have fought valiantly in the cause to eliminate the Darkness. It is about time that we all celebrate our brave efforts in this battle by having an insane house party, consisting of Warlocks and Titans, but no scrubs known as Hunters (except Beautiful Hunter of course, because she is the guest of honour). We should throw on some epic beats, drink lots of alcoholic beverages and get munted. Now, before we begin this, we must all have a minutes silence to remember the fallen brothers and sisters who have given their lives to protect the Tower, eliminate the scourge of Atheon and the pestilence of Crota. We must remember the brave guardians who have taken on the monstrosities on each planet by doing Strikes, and wielding the Relics of countless Raid attempts to eliminate the Darkness. However, we must also remember the good times, where we all grew from freshly resurrected noobs to the elite warriors and space mages that we are today, and the first time we received a Legendary or Exotic item, in which we cherished well. Now, for the silence.
*1 minute goes by*
Ok everyone. Let's get shitfaced. TITAN STRIKERS, YOU ARE IN CHARGE OF BEING DJ'S. DEFENDERS, THE PARTY FAVOURS. VOIDWALKERS, THE MUNCHIEEEEESSSSSS AND SUNSINGERS, YOU GET TO DECORATE THE PLACE! And Beautiful Hunter... there's a special place on my lap that you can sit on. We can have a chat; see what pops up...
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I am a warlock void walker as well. I followed my brothers and sisters into the blackness known as the void. I mourn for our fallen family and celebrate the victorious. I raise my glass, sorry coke, to the scholars, the warriors, the strong, and the brave. Hoorah! Hoorah! Now, let's take one more victory. I rally behind anyone courageous enough to lead us into the hell known as the Taken Kingdom.
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your post crashed my phone
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Not reading all that
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Please. It's important. TL;DR: Big party. Lots of Fun