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6/16/2015 2:58:39 AM
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*opens black hole, or portal to abyss aboard ship* oh, wrong place. My deepest apologi- ARE YOU FÚCKERS USING MY ABYSS, WHICH IS ALSO A WORMLOLE, TO TRAVEL! THATS MY HOUSE I SAY!
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Edited by Killerfoxe: 6/16/2015 11:23:34 PMI need to speak with Abbadon. Do you know where he's gone off to? And you can't own a bloody black hole. Their constituted as public domain
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Public domain?! That's my house, and I've opened 20000 portals! I am legally allowed as I also have the rank of captain!
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Check the laws. Now I really need to speak to Abbadon.
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Laws?! Fúck laws, I'm accessing my house!
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I agree YOU DO NOT MESS WITH A MANS ABYSS
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I'm not messing with it. And a man can't own an abyss. They're all owned by Abbadon, Demon of the abyss
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Point made.
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Bud, my soul is made of the abyss [spoiler]face it, since the beginning of this near-4000 post thread, I've been doing it. Please, it's all I have[/spoiler]
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I just need to speak to Abbadon about the location of another demon.
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In the corner, over there *points at corner*
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Ok. Thank you. *walks over to the demon* Where's Gra'arc?
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*demon* lurak, the 7th moon of atmalikha, only visible from the library in the arcanum
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Oh i still have him *grabs you and you are suddenly teleported to a small rectangular room at the side there is a window you run up to it and inside Gra,ac is chained up* Im done with him you can do whatever you want with him, dont worry about the chains they are umbreakable i was experimenting with him I can teleport him out if you want, i can hit the kill switch or i can torture him. Whatever you want here * passes you a controll panel but the instructions arenin a different languag* sorry, its in my native language Ok the sguigly line teleports him to 444 - 875 034 half way across new terra where it cant harm them The one that looks like a box randomly picks between three different torture methods one presses a crucifix against his skin but nit enough to kill him, another one shocks him, amd onither just keeps hitting it with mechanical fists, quite funny actualy And finaly that ladt one that looks like a Y with he ends longer will kill him
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Thank you
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Thank you but I won't be needing any of that. *walks over to Gra'arc and reads a verse of scripture and Gra'arc turns to ash* Well I guess I have no purpose of going through the systems.
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How boring
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I'm sorry? Were you expecting something else. I didnt kill him out of anger as I probably should have. Instead I erased his existence. His soul, destroyed. Unlike my family and all the people who were on Ta'nire when he destroyed it
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(Over comms) "What did you need?"
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I need a ship that can travel through a black hole. You got one of those here?
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"Ugh, no everything we have would be ripped apart."
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Do you have a chapel on base?
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"One for each major religion, yes"
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Good *goes over to the catholic chapel and looks under the alter* *pulls out a small crucifix* this is a gravity inhibitor. It will allow certain ships to travel in places of immense gravity. You wouldn't happen to have a Forgran MK. 3 or a firefly class ship lying around, would you?
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"Uhh... I think we may have some in the hanger, those are kind of old ships though."
