... as an asian, ever since I was born desu, I felt like my skin color, and place of birth did not fit me desu. But then I discovered anime which is is segoi, desu, and decided that I'm actually an Asian or more specifically a Japanese person trapped inside a Hispanic desu. So KAWAII!!! Now I eat sushi each day with Ramen noodles desu, and I love anime, KAWAII SENPAI DESU DESU. One day Oni chan kun will notice me desu.
Tl;dr I'm japanese desu desu desu
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What the desu did you just -blam!-ing desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the -blam!- out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my -blam!-ing desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re -blam!-ing desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing desu, kiddo.