I almost fell asleep reading the first sentence of this snash, reeks of poor person's tears at the thought of parting with his weekly wage :)
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40 dollars a week is so far below minimum wage that would literally be illegal.
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Edited by JayTronicle: 6/17/2015 7:58:09 AMHoly s*it, do you want me to call the local authorities for you and complain on your behalf? How long have you been working for an illegal wage? Sad times matey, do you want some spare change for a hot meal?
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Please call somebody I'm stuck here in the mines doing slave labor.
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Don't be trying to smuggle out diamonds up your backside, hurts for a week I heard!!!
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I like to swallow them so I have a surprise the next day!
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Yes, jobby diamonds, a girl's best friend :)
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And this here is the reason idiots didn't get it was a joke. L2 read.
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I'm not joking though. Your mum is going to be pissed when she realises she'll have to buy you the same DLC twice, so you can complete your collection of exotics. #Lol
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Who are you and why are you so stupid?
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You're a joke ya lil' tarty trout ;)
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Edited by netherslayer777: 6/17/2015 7:38:24 AMAnd that's why there are so many flame comments below. This whole thread is satire making fun of the people complaining.
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Finally someone speaks da truuuuuth :)
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What a stupid comment. You like being ripped off then?
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I like splashing the cash big man without moaning like a little b*tch!!! If you can't pay, don't play.......now bugger off over to ESO where the lil' kids play ;)
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Edited by SublimeEmperor: 6/17/2015 7:43:20 AMI've more than enough cash mate, especially because I'm clever with it. You on the other hand love bending over for a good Bungie shafting.
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I would spend some of your cash on lessons in the art of 'banter' as all this shafting chat is terrible. Have you brushed your teeth today little boy?
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[quote]Have you brushed your teeth today little boy?[/quote] LOOOOOOOOL! Christ, you need to get your money back from those 'banter' classes you've been attending.
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Cracking comeback, almost fell off my seat with laughter.....
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Good thing you were cushioned by all that cash you've got lying around.
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Yep, standard practice to sleep on a bed of rose petals and 100 dollar bills ;)
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Lol... Grownups and destiny psh
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I get your point! :)