What is the art of teabagging? Well if one truly does desire to understand the concept one must first delve deeper in to the concept. Teabagging began long ago in a game called Halo:Combat Evolved. It probably happened sooner but there was no trace of crouching before that game, anyway there was a man named Sir Tea Baggith and he walked to a dead body in victory and went up and down on the fallen victim's face. Up and down very loftly inserting his balls somehow through the helmet and plopping them in the dead one's mouth. That my friends is how the greatest move in video game history came to become part of our daily lives as Godians.