You need to kill your mum. I will pay you in anyway you wish.[spoiler]Including air horns.[/spoiler]
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Why do I [i]need[/i] to? >.>
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Because she isn't ur mum. [spoiler]Your my clone.[/spoiler]
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What?! I'm a clone???! Why am I a clone?!
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I'm perfect. You should be happy to be me.
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Yes....Maste- Father?? R u my father then???
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Do you want to be my son?
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No. I don't even know you.... ;_; And I'm too upset to accept a new parent after finding out my mum lied to me *sobs*
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Nah, you can be my son. I did sleep with yo mum tho.
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WHHAAT?!?
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Yeah. You thought I just gave you to her for no reason?
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....This is all so weird...... ;_; I wanna talk to my mom....
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Kill her too btw.
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*cries* You're the worst father.....I don't wanna kill mommy.....