I've only ever taken one selfie and I posted that in a different thread so... Here's my dog instead.
English
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Omg it's adorable
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She's my homie. And I think she's the cutest dog in the universe. [spoiler]and I'll choke out all who disagree[/spoiler]
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Why'd you steal my dog and make him a girl? Is that where he's been all this time?
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Hah likely not. Unless there was a time warp involved. And a doggie sex change. And some kinda crazy science fictiony shit because my dog has definitely given birth to puppies.
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Doge.
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And then here's this finally I guess.
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Get ready for all the thirsty guys [spoiler]the dog is female[/spoiler]
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If anyone comes at my dog I'll shank 'em.
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I ❤️ your dog Does she love me too?
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She hates everyone but me. It's exceptionally gratifying when I try to warn people and they say "oh dogs love me!" And then she makes them feel insignificant and unloved.
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:[ sorry palbert. Owner and doggie are both bitches
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Awhh dont say that I ❤️ you
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D'aw ain't that sweet
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3sweet5me ❤️
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Such gamer. Much wow.
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She speaks English you racist swine.
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I am ashamed of myself.
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Bahaha well I may have bent the truth a little. She usually gives zero indication that she understands any language. Or that she cares what anyone has to say at all.