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I am an Allosaurus. I eat the taxi-driver, then tip the cab over. How did you not realize I was an Allosaurus? I was literally just wearing a raincoat. Did it fool you? Were you fooled by an Allosaurus in a raincoat?
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  • *turns into gargoyle, kicks my way out of your belly*

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  • Unfortunately, you wouldn't be whole enough to do so. We Allosaurs are very thorough in the dismemberment and subsequent chewing of our food. And the acid-bath that follows wouldn't make things any easier on you. And provided you have the matter-manipulation and reality-warping skills to maintain consciousness and reassemble your personage after consumption, I come prepared with countermeasures; the lining of my stomach is warded against kinetic impact, drastic thermal changes, chemical solvents, radiation, magic-attacks, and electricity.

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  • So, logic applies to counter attacks, but not to your actions. Meh

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  • The proper response. I'll take that "meh" as formal admittance of surrender in the face of a superior Theropod opponent.

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