Dam you win the Internet. I give up, let me join you. Together with the power of the dark side we can wipe out the jedi order once and for all!!!!

Your interested in being a sith? Please give me a call Oryx has my business card.

Alright, any interviews ?

No, no. However please make sure that you have gone over the following FAQs. 1. What do the Sith do? Well, the Sith engage in a never ending struggle against the Jedi. We are the mortal avatars of the Dark Side of the force, the Jedi of course represent the Light Side. In a more immediate sense we strive to follow the codes and wisdom of our most evil and successful predecessors. 2. What is the appropriate clothing in this line of work? It varies depending on our location and the task at hand. However as the personal assistant/student of a Sith Lord you have nearly complete freedom in this regard. Please note that all formal meetings with your superiors requires the use of a black cloak with a deeply cowled hood. 3. What kind of skills and opportunity's will this profession present me with? The main skills available for you to learn are as follows: Hand to hand and light weapon martial arts. Basic force mastery and application. Advanced uses of the force including ,but not limited to, telekinetic skills, mental manipulation, and a variety of offensive techniques. Opportunity's such as the right to rule oppress the mindless masses and the development of an amoral mindset are readily available to all levels of Sith. More details available on acceptance. Apply today! [spoiler]I'm clearly very bored here...........[/spoiler]

That's. Amazing. *signs* [spoiler] I'm bored as well. [/spoiler]

Excellent! Together we will show the Blade dancers that they belong with the Sith not the guardians! We will teach the warlocks the Dark and arcane art of force lightning and really badass cloaks! And we will spread our evil space cult into this and every dimension!

Im a bladedancer! How can i help?

Contact your brethren, spread the word. Gather a new army of Sith assassins and then return for instruction. With your invisibility and lightning knife you will make the enemies of the Sith Empire regret their very existence! [spoiler]Due to a recent alliance you must also learn to put aside your murderous tendencies and disgust for the Hive. Please ensure this information is presented to all new recruits, any foolish enough to betray their allies at an inopportune time will suffer the consequences.[/spoiler]

Yes. Then we shall take over the dark and enter the 40k universe. Take the power of the chaos gods and rule everything.

Hmm, not a bad idea. But first I intend to go recruit the Daedric Princes of Tamriel. There are also a few other places to visit along the way, a couple dozen Maou-Sama's to interview and such.