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6/21/2015 6:42:39 AM
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*taxi pulls up* Where to?
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Can you take me to Sleep? It's a small town just outside of Earth.
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*drives you to sleep*
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Can you stop at McDonalds??
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Can i?! *stops at McRonalds*
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Yess! *opens car door* Do ya want anything? Dead people or something?
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2 dead people plox. One male, one female.
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Got it! *runs in, orders French fries and a smoothie* *shoots everyone, drags out 2 ded bodies* Here you go!
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^-^ Thank you♡ *shoves bodies into trunk*
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U is welcome <3 *gets in taxi* Um.....I don't want to go to Sleep anymore. Could we go some place else? [spoiler]What r u going to do with the bodies this time? o_o[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]that is always confidential[/spoiler] We can go.... to a museum?
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[spoiler]Then why did you tell me before?[/spoiler] Uhh sure!
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[spoiler]because i was drunk[/spoiler] *drives to museum of death*
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[spoiler]you could......get drunk again[/spoiler] ....Of course... *gets out of taxi*
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[spoiler]im always drunk[/spoiler] *museum is closed* Fak!
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[spoiler]Tell me[/spoiler] u was looking forward to going. Weren't you? Why don't you kill some people? Or make dolls! Would that make u feel better?
