34 Titan looking for a team to go flawless. Must have gone flawless before! Must have emblem and shader for proof! Must have biological parents and no step parents. Must have proof that they are still together. Must have blonde hair. Must be taller than 5'5. Must be white. Must be black. Must be Hispanic. Must be Asian. Must be middle eastern. Must be Haitian. Must wear a size 9+ shoe. Must like 80s hair metal. Must have graduated middle school. Must have a big penis. Must be open to talk about Caitlyn Jenner. Must have a better KD than .01!!! Must be able to hold your own...weight, because if you can't, your legs get tired and eventually you'll need knee replacements. Must agree that Mark Whalberg's third nipple is weird but he is still a great actor. Must think Freddie Mercury is the man, even though he loves penis. Must be able to fit your fist in your mouth. Must know how to say the alphabet backwards. Must support the troops (God Bless America). Must be 34+ (someone won't get the joke). Must have a Mike, not MIC. I want to know that you have an uncle named Mike and if he is cool and caring and bought your first 6 pack for you and talked about how cute you were and you got uncomfortable but went with the flow and now you're scarred for life because you saw another mans chest hair before you had your own chest hair. Message for invite, GT same as above. I'm serious, no joking around or you'll be kicked!