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Edited by IAmJoshman:
8/15/2015 11:56:45 PM
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The Chuck Norris "Facts" Thread
Let's all perform our daily worship of Chuck Norris
Now please let us hear the "Facts" the Chuck has to offer
News: 50 Facts, Norris approves
News: 100 Facts, Norris is pleased
News: 250 Facts, Chuck killed Osama bin Laden in fit of happiness
News: 550 Facts, Chuck went in time to stop the JFK assasination. As Oswald shot, Chuck's beard caught and shot back the bullets at Oswald, killing him. JFK's head exploded from sheer amazement.
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Best Facts:
Chuck Norris took oranges off an apple tree and made the best lemonade you've ever tasted - JollyRoger343
Chuck Norris was supposed to star in the show "Man vs. Wild," but the directors didn't want kids thinking that "lava is safe to eat" - Rubyk
Chuck Norris can rub 2 pieces of fire together and make wood -WiliestHarbor66
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret - MasterMG33
Chuck Norris can sit in the corner of a circular room - Omalpha
Chuck Norris got into a knife fight... The knife lost - Omalpha
When Chuck Norris dies he will be carrying his own coffin - hertylip
Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare he only eats unicorns - II Âømârk II
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[b][i][u]THE HALL OF THE NORRIS[/u][/i][/b]
[b][i]The Greatest Contributor: Singh1199[/i][/b]
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3 RepliesChuck Norris was the first person to enter the Crota Raid. He was the beta-tester for it. Originally it was called [i]Crota's Beginning[/i], but after Chuck was done, Bungie was forced to change its name to what we know it as today...[i]Crota's End[/i]
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When Chuck Norris enters north Korea Kim bows down
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Chuck Norris is 75... holy shit
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1 ReplyHow many push ups can chuck Norris do? [spoiler]all of them [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyShooting stars are just victims of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse kick that haven't stopped yet
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1 ReplyChuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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1 ReplyChuck norris once pissed in a semi trucks gas can, we now call that truck optimus prime
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Most peoples blood types are A, or O Chuck Norris' blood type is A... K-47
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Chuck Norris wants to see himself in every boy scout.
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The great wall of china was built to keep out chuck norris, it failed miserably
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Chuck norris once round housed a mannequin so hard it was sent back in time and smashed into emilia airheart
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2 RepliesChuck norris made a bet with superman. Who ever lost the arm wrestle would have to wear his underwear outside his pants
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Chunk Norris once visited the Virgin Islands no they're just called Islands
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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The universe will end in 4,000 years. The big bang's expansion reached Chuck Norris, and he kicked it back.
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Chuck Norris doesn't listen to music, [b]music listens to him.[/b]
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1 ReplyChuck Norris doesn't turn the light on. He turns the Dark off.
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The only Chuck Norris [spoiler]is Chuck Norris [/spoiler]
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If you can see chuck Norris. Run If you can't see chuck Norris. Don't even bother
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3 RepliesWhoa... is it 2009 again all of a sudden
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Scientists have estimated that the force of the Big Bang was equal to about 1/2 of a CNRK. Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick
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Chuck Norris can do gardening, just by looking at the plants
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Chuck Norris lives in a flying volcano which is constantly encircled by a halo of bald eagles.
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1 ReplyWhen chuck does a push up, he isn't pushing himself up, he's pushing the globe down Chuck got hunger, and bit the apple on Apple's prototype iPad Chuck isn't afraid of the dark, the dark goes running from him.
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3 RepliesChuck Norris was bitten by a cobra and after 7 days of excruciating pain the cobra died
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Some people clap to turn their lamps on. Chuck Norris claps to turn the sun on!
