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Edited by IAmJoshman:
8/15/2015 11:56:45 PM
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The Chuck Norris "Facts" Thread
Let's all perform our daily worship of Chuck Norris
Now please let us hear the "Facts" the Chuck has to offer
News: 50 Facts, Norris approves
News: 100 Facts, Norris is pleased
News: 250 Facts, Chuck killed Osama bin Laden in fit of happiness
News: 550 Facts, Chuck went in time to stop the JFK assasination. As Oswald shot, Chuck's beard caught and shot back the bullets at Oswald, killing him. JFK's head exploded from sheer amazement.
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Best Facts:
Chuck Norris took oranges off an apple tree and made the best lemonade you've ever tasted - JollyRoger343
Chuck Norris was supposed to star in the show "Man vs. Wild," but the directors didn't want kids thinking that "lava is safe to eat" - Rubyk
Chuck Norris can rub 2 pieces of fire together and make wood -WiliestHarbor66
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret - MasterMG33
Chuck Norris can sit in the corner of a circular room - Omalpha
Chuck Norris got into a knife fight... The knife lost - Omalpha
When Chuck Norris dies he will be carrying his own coffin - hertylip
Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare he only eats unicorns - II Âømârk II
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[b][i][u]THE HALL OF THE NORRIS[/u][/i][/b]
[b][i]The Greatest Contributor: Singh1199[/i][/b]
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Chuck Norris once ran a Marathon in 4.72 seconds. Dissatisfied with his time, he threw the anchor tied to his waist into the sun and ran the Marathon again, 4.72 seconds faster than before.
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Chuck Norris sat on the corner of a circle
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Chuck Norris once got ghallajorn by killing a single thrall
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1 ReplyIf you stare at the American flag long enough, the face of Chuck Norris will appear
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1 ReplyChuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his stakes
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3 RepliesChuck Norris can run so fast, he can kick himself in the back:
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1 ReplyChuck norris eats other chuck norris' for breakfast lunch and dinner [quote]pls nurf[/quote]
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Leading hand sanitizer kills 99.9% of germs, Chuck Norris kills 100% of whatever the f*ck he wants
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Chuck Norris is so fast he can turn the lights off and get in bed before the room gets dark.
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Pluto is no longer a planet because Chuck Norris punched it, making it smaller.
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2 RepliesOP was originally going to title the thread "Chuck Norris Jokes" but Chuck Norris roundhouse Kicked OP through the computer.
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12 RepliesChuck norris revived the ghost .. He got the gjallarhorn from a dreg lvl 35 when he was lvl 1 with a khvostov
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You know why Mars doesn't have any life? [spoiler]Chuck Norris used to be an astronaut[/spoiler]
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when life gives Chuck Norris lemons [spoiler]He makes orange juice[/spoiler]
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America once had a secret plan to kill Chuck Norris, they dropped him onto an island in Japan during World War II.
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Why are there no jokes about Bruce Lee? [spoiler]Bruce Lee is no joke.[/spoiler]
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Jesus simply walked on water? Ha Ha Chuck Norris swims through land
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1 ReplyWhen life gave Chuck Norris lemons, Chuck Norris made orange juice.
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His life force exists solely from consuming Guardian tears
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I kicked his -blam!-
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1 ReplyIf you mispell Chuck Norris on Google it doesn't say did you mean "Chuck Norris" it just says you better try running
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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you
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3 RepliesChuck Norris beat skolas on solar burn with no gallajorn and without breaking the servitor bonds.
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Norris is Chuck
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16 RepliesChristopher Lee and Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris does a lot of gay bashing recently Google it.
