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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
6/21/2015 7:11:58 PM
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*blocks hit with gauntlets*
*grabs bat and gets a homerun on you*
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[b]it hits me like a toy bat[/b] It goes to soft mode when it's out of my hands [b]pulls out flame thrower and unleashes fire hot enough to melt steel beams [/b]
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Hmm. Cool little tool. The cool thing about my gauntlets is they are made to handle such fires. in fact, they are made to handle my Botuf form. *blocks fire with gauntlets* *gauntlets catch fire* *sweeps leg and grabs flamethrower* *breaks flamethrower in two*
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[b]stomps on you[/b]
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Stomp on [i]me[/i]? Good luck. *grabs foot* *snaps ankle* *throws you into ground breaking the floor below you*
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[b]uses annex to heal Gets up and backs away and pulls out LMG[/b]
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Btw, do you remember when I said my gauntlets are made to handle my "Botuf" form? Botuf is actually an abbreviation. It stands for "Berserker Of The Unholy Flame". *goes into Botuf form* Your move
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Flame [b]pulls out super soaker[/b]
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I'm not actually covered in flames, but that super soaker would be a slight inconvenience. *jumps down onto your chest* *punches you in the face several times* *picks you up by head* *throws you at ceiling* *kicks you through ceiling out of Dojo* *throws you onto corpsekebab gill*
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[b]goes Into godkiller suit[/b] [b]I rebound and hit you at Mach 3 I turn back into normal more[/b]
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Now it's gonna get fun. *punches you with enough force to send you into another dimension* *follows you into portal* This is the same dimension I killed that one Space Marine
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[b]Looks around Teleports back to the realm [/b]
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Too bad. I like fighting here. Oh, well. *follows you back to our dimension* Give up yet? Or do I have to go into ascended Botuf?
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[b]goes into God killer[/b] Bring it on
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You asked for it. *Goes into ascended Botuf* *horns come out of head* *eyes begin to glow orange* *large violent red aura appears around me* Your move
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[b]bolts towards you from the front Then in the back Then in the side Upper cuts you at ridiculous strength Fly's out[/b]
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*wings burst out of back* *summons demonic sword* *slashes down at you* *grabs throat* *lunges sword through chest* *punches you off of sword* *turns sword sideways and slams you into ground sending you 80ft under ground*
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[b][i][u]Jumps In To Replace Legoass[/u][/i][/b] [url=http://www.example.com][b][i]Lets Go Turdle!!! Just Like Old Times![/i][/b][/url] [i][b][u]Charges You With [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/08/91/ff/0891ff8b6ba5809697352dff128838df.jpg]Katanas[/url] [/u][/b][/i]
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Hahaha. Nice, someone I recognize! *blocks left katana* *kicks out right katana* Duel meh, bruh
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[b][i][u]Does A Back Flip Kicking You In The Chin[/u][/i][/b] [url=http://www.example.com][b][i]It's been a while hasn't it!?[/i][/b][/url] [b][i][u]Teleports back a few yards[/u][/i][/b]
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Too long. *begins to wield sword with gauntlets* *slashes at the air causing several huge red vertical waves of energy to fly in your direction* *prepares flame shield by punching ground*
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[b][i][u]Dodges Fluently With Teleports [/u][/i][/b] [url=http://www.example.com][b][i]Quick question. What happens if i get hit with one of these?[/i][/b][/url]
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You would be sliced in two and the energy of the waves would begin to spaghettify you from the inside. *begins ritual from inside shield* *horns start to get larger and aura begins to grow larger as well*
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[b][i][u]Opens Fire On You With Armor Piercing Explosive Rounds [/u][/i][/b]
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*Takes down shield and takes every round in the chest* Cool little thing for me, although that hurt like a bitch, the more you hurt me the stronger I get. Come at me
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[b][i][u]Hugs[/u][/i][/b]
