Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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A girlfriend calls her boyfriend to come over and watch a movie with her, He gets to her house and her little sister opens the door and invites him to come inside, she tells him she loves him and that she wants to -blam!- him, he goes outside, Into his car and his girlfriend comes out and says "you are the one!" And hugs him, moral of the story, always leave your condom in your car