Okay, I can't stand this anymore...
I've tried to enjoy this game, I really have. But I can no longer stand idly by, and listen to people go on about how amazing this game is when in reality is, it is not. Destiny is completely and utterly unrealistic. Furthermore it is glaringly obvious that Bungie's research division team was too lazy to do any actual or thorough scientific research that is usually required when creating a game that focuses on interplanetary gameplay.
I mean, how do they sleep at night? How do they even maintain any integrity or self-respect? It's all a sham. It's all a lie. Bungie has never even travelled to the Moon, so how in the hell can they say with absolute certainty, that creatures similar to The Hive even live there? They're just making shit up! Have the visited any bases on the Moon? I bloody doubt it! And that's just Earth's satellite! How about all the other planets they fabricated?
They included Milky Way planets in Destiny... Planets that we know no one has ever been to, and then without ever actually exploring these planets in real life, they created a completely made-up computer generated universe which is nowhere even remotely close the one we live in. No one has even seen the surface of Venus with their own eyes, and you just expect us to believe that you somehow managed to find out that some time-travelling, interdimensional psychopathic cycloptic robots live there? What the hell do you take us for? Morons? You think you can just spoon-feed us your shitty, filthy lies?
Don't even get me started on the special abilities, either. Giving my character the ability to shoot fire from his hands, or a giant purple ectoplasm ball? Scientifically speaking, the sheer amount of energy required in the concentrated form of the human body, or even an Awoken or Exo body, would literally cause your very own cellular matter to break down at the atomic level after you'd defecated yourself. And then your DNA combined with a myriad of other fluids and feces would implode inwards like a dying planet before you - now in the form of a fine mist - exploded outwards all over your fellow teammates, colouring them shocked and scarred for the rest of their lives while now also living with the constant and crippling fear of pushing R1 and L1 at the same time.
No one bought NASA's lies and deceit when Louis Armstrong supposedly landed on the moon playing the trumpet, and no one is going to believe that you guys actually studied realistic elements of space exploration or visited other planets. Nor will they believe you had some magical foresight into the future to know how our world will evolve and as such you will never be able to create the realistic and gritty gaming experience that people actually want.
Hawkmoon is literally the single most realistic weapon/feature in the entire game. That is the only thing you did right.
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That was Neil Armstrong...
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Thats why its called a game shithead
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Lol. Realistic did u watch anything before the game came out or do any research on your one First it's a game not a real life simulator Second bungie clearly said they wanted a syfy fantasy game and that's what u got Lol
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So when did people start playing games and expect them to be realistic lol last time I checked games were made to get away from reality xD
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Its a game. It doesnt have to be realistic.
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Key word: game.
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Jesus...what's wrong with this asshole? And for the record, when design planets that no human being has ever been to, you're going to have to get creative. It's called art dude.
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oh wait, you're serious
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I can't form a coherent thought after reading this.
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Edited by Elden Lord Archon: 6/24/2015 7:09:30 PMWaffles
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I must admit I take you for a complete and utter f##king moron, whether Bungie does or not, I certainly do.. That is a completely utterly truly moronic post. Its a game with space magic, ogres and f##king scorch cannons!! What f##king reality did you want. This must be a troll, no one can be that stupid.
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ITT; people got b8ed hard
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Tell me about. Look at all these sheep back talking you against clear and sound arguments supported by evidence. Wake up sheeple.
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Great bait
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I have two responses to this: 1. If this is a troll, u lured a lot of people in, good job. 2. If this really isn't a troll, I'm sure I can find a great therapist to help u get through life, just hit me up.
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[quote]No one bought NASA's lies and deceit when Louis Armstrong supposedly landed on the moon playing the trumpet[/quote] Rest of the post was eh but this.. This is good.
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"Quick! Slap a #satire on that sum-blam!- before it's too late" -Coral, Walking Dead
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kappus 000
See you starside - old
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Go back under your bridge.
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Lol, good work
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No Call of Duty is -blam!-ing unrealistic, at least this game does pretend to be real life combat in a foreign country fighting other humans. Which in turn leads the sit on your ass diaper wearers to think their "Veterans"
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O fuk
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Apparently Louis Armstrong, the Jazz musician, and not Neil armstrong the astronaut, landed on the moon. Thanks for clearing that up op.
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[quote] No one bought NASA's lies and deceit when Louis Armstrong supposedly landed on the moon playing the trumpet.[/quote] Lost my shit. 10/10 well done sir. I thought this was a serious post for a second
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Youre ridiculously unrealistic