Okay, I can't stand this anymore...
I've tried to enjoy this game, I really have. But I can no longer stand idly by, and listen to people go on about how amazing this game is when in reality is, it is not. Destiny is completely and utterly unrealistic. Furthermore it is glaringly obvious that Bungie's research division team was too lazy to do any actual or thorough scientific research that is usually required when creating a game that focuses on interplanetary gameplay.
I mean, how do they sleep at night? How do they even maintain any integrity or self-respect? It's all a sham. It's all a lie. Bungie has never even travelled to the Moon, so how in the hell can they say with absolute certainty, that creatures similar to The Hive even live there? They're just making shit up! Have the visited any bases on the Moon? I bloody doubt it! And that's just Earth's satellite! How about all the other planets they fabricated?
They included Milky Way planets in Destiny... Planets that we know no one has ever been to, and then without ever actually exploring these planets in real life, they created a completely made-up computer generated universe which is nowhere even remotely close the one we live in. No one has even seen the surface of Venus with their own eyes, and you just expect us to believe that you somehow managed to find out that some time-travelling, interdimensional psychopathic cycloptic robots live there? What the hell do you take us for? Morons? You think you can just spoon-feed us your shitty, filthy lies?
Don't even get me started on the special abilities, either. Giving my character the ability to shoot fire from his hands, or a giant purple ectoplasm ball? Scientifically speaking, the sheer amount of energy required in the concentrated form of the human body, or even an Awoken or Exo body, would literally cause your very own cellular matter to break down at the atomic level after you'd defecated yourself. And then your DNA combined with a myriad of other fluids and feces would implode inwards like a dying planet before you - now in the form of a fine mist - exploded outwards all over your fellow teammates, colouring them shocked and scarred for the rest of their lives while now also living with the constant and crippling fear of pushing R1 and L1 at the same time.
No one bought NASA's lies and deceit when Louis Armstrong supposedly landed on the moon playing the trumpet, and no one is going to believe that you guys actually studied realistic elements of space exploration or visited other planets. Nor will they believe you had some magical foresight into the future to know how our world will evolve and as such you will never be able to create the realistic and gritty gaming experience that people actually want.
Hawkmoon is literally the single most realistic weapon/feature in the entire game. That is the only thing you did right.
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There's a chance this could happen maybe not within a century maybe not on earth maybe not in this universe how would u know so many places in outer space yet to be discovered nothing is impossible cause it hasn't been disproven.
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Ya cause a game with no enemies and all you do is walk really slow around on the moon and look at nothing would be fun...
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Haha so apparently double jump, super powers, a floating ball in the sky, aliens, spaceships, non-melting machine gun barrels, tiny dinklbots, and an unbelievable ability to Cary more the 3 guns (and armor) at a time is realistic? [spoiler]i think not bru[/spoiler]
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Attention whore
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So.... You're telling me that you bought a game about warding off alien invaders and expected it to be realistic?
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Great read. Laughed so hard I woke my dog up
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Y u know cents make? U be pants full of brown logs.
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This game is about being a zombie imbued with space magic from a giant floating marble in the sky in order to defeat a vaguely defined evil that may or may not use the jilted exes that aforementioned giant floating marble broke up with after courting for eons before finally moving on to our solar system to see if we'd be a better match. Realism was never exactly part of the grand scheme, mate.
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Thanks for playing along!
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Only reading the title. [spoiler]0.0 You need help if you ever belived this game was realistic[/spoiler]
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This really isnt satire?
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This post is now about candy. What's your favorite? Mines are Mike and Ikes
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Edited by Caesar: 6/25/2015 5:53:39 AM[quote]when Louis Armstrong supposedly landed on the moon playing the trumpet[/quote]
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Gr8 b8
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Dude this is the most realistic game evar get ur facts right
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1+1-2+3=?
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holy -blam!-... you seriously need to read a book on basic astronomy and look into what technology we have set up around Venus, mars, in earths orbit and lastly the fact that every aspect of destiny is science fiction meaning it is not real. Also take into consideration this all takes place several hundred years after man set foot on mars, which hasn't even happened yet in reality. Your mother should have swallowed.
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I like butterfingers. This post is about candy. Reply to OP, not me.
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Ok, yes its not realistic, but its a Sci-Fi game...[spoiler]who cares[/spoiler]
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You must be a Mormon
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Nice post, friend!
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I hope you're joking you -blam!-ing moron
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That was one hell of an intelligent read! I like you. Most of the following comments are...well, not enjoyable.
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A video game...unrealistic? No way bro
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