Okay, I can't stand this anymore...
I've tried to enjoy this game, I really have. But I can no longer stand idly by, and listen to people go on about how amazing this game is when in reality is, it is not. Destiny is completely and utterly unrealistic. Furthermore it is glaringly obvious that Bungie's research division team was too lazy to do any actual or thorough scientific research that is usually required when creating a game that focuses on interplanetary gameplay.
I mean, how do they sleep at night? How do they even maintain any integrity or self-respect? It's all a sham. It's all a lie. Bungie has never even travelled to the Moon, so how in the hell can they say with absolute certainty, that creatures similar to The Hive even live there? They're just making shit up! Have the visited any bases on the Moon? I bloody doubt it! And that's just Earth's satellite! How about all the other planets they fabricated?
They included Milky Way planets in Destiny... Planets that we know no one has ever been to, and then without ever actually exploring these planets in real life, they created a completely made-up computer generated universe which is nowhere even remotely close the one we live in. No one has even seen the surface of Venus with their own eyes, and you just expect us to believe that you somehow managed to find out that some time-travelling, interdimensional psychopathic cycloptic robots live there? What the hell do you take us for? Morons? You think you can just spoon-feed us your shitty, filthy lies?
Don't even get me started on the special abilities, either. Giving my character the ability to shoot fire from his hands, or a giant purple ectoplasm ball? Scientifically speaking, the sheer amount of energy required in the concentrated form of the human body, or even an Awoken or Exo body, would literally cause your very own cellular matter to break down at the atomic level after you'd defecated yourself. And then your DNA combined with a myriad of other fluids and feces would implode inwards like a dying planet before you - now in the form of a fine mist - exploded outwards all over your fellow teammates, colouring them shocked and scarred for the rest of their lives while now also living with the constant and crippling fear of pushing R1 and L1 at the same time.
No one bought NASA's lies and deceit when Louis Armstrong supposedly landed on the moon playing the trumpet, and no one is going to believe that you guys actually studied realistic elements of space exploration or visited other planets. Nor will they believe you had some magical foresight into the future to know how our world will evolve and as such you will never be able to create the realistic and gritty gaming experience that people actually want.
Hawkmoon is literally the single most realistic weapon/feature in the entire game. That is the only thing you did right.
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Uh... khakis
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Good troll, you got me lol
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Ugh, space magic. Jeez, it's like you don't even know how to science. Stephen Hawkmoon invented the Universe, then later the aliens came, and because Moon 2 was on Mars, we can literally space magic without having to even. Don't be cool, go back to skool.
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You accidentally put Not in front of satire
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Nothing gets past you, does it?
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I'm stumped on some of the science too but its a fantasy game so.............
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Edited by catsaus: 6/25/2015 4:57:27 AMI was laughing, and saw no satire tag. That was when I realised, this person. Was a fuking retard. I had to be hospitalized and I am on the verge of death. Hillary Clinton: please don't let a dumbass ruin your public or private life. Stop the abuse of all types of catsauce, no matter the fur. [spoiler][i]vote Donal...Hillary![/i][/spoiler]
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>NotSatire >ayy lmao gr8 b8
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If you want realism, go outside. /topic
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In seven hundred years I promise you we will have walked on venus and we will have met some form of other advanced life form
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You CANNOT be serious. Its a futuristic FICTION video game. Wow kid, just wow.
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i agree. Totally unrealistic. When you die from a super in the game you're controller should go fist of havoc on you and kill the player and everything in the room dead.
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How the -blam!- are people getting baited by this? Lmao Louis Armstrong on the Moon with his trumpet? Damn man.
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I have reality in my face daily so I'm good with it.
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Ok but in all seriousness the Moon should've had much lower gravity
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Edited by Siyuriks pak Variisis: 6/25/2015 4:30:55 AMNoooo! A game about an interplanetary god that can revive people being crippled by an AI with super nukes after trying to save humanity from time-traveling robots, magical hierarchal space zombies, and whatever else the Darkness has in store isn't realistic? The same god giving people space magic and other powers? How could that not be realistic?
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This is a [i]game[/i]. Idk what you were expecting, real life or something. Im sure Destiny never said this was a super realistic game either. Idk where that expectation came from.
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The tags tell me you're a troll
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Perfect. Look at all these smart people not figuring this one out.
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Extreme troll. Nice try, loser.
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And GTA is realistic, because everyone kills everyone, you pay $300 bucks and they'll actually fix your car and there's heists.
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Not sure if troll...or doesn't have time to read grimoire/know the traveler terraforms .....going with first
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Genius
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It's a video game. There's going to be a lot unrealistic elements.