Find [i]my[/i] body, (assuming crush is me since I'm her) and try not no be awkward as I talk to myself who is actually my girlfriend kind of maybe almost.
[spoiler]its complicated[/spoiler]
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No she's not you.
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Then I guess I would learn what it's like to be a female. I've heard their public bathrooms are worse than men's.
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Then who is me?