I didn't read the tags at first and thought you were an ahole. Then I read the tags, and now I think you're a bored, attention seeking idiot with nothing better to do than make up stories and post them for responses. Glad to see that every post that isn't nerf x, I'm _____ AMA, or a post either riding bungies d--k, or bashing noobs and people who aren't as good as you at a damn game, is a OP who thinks he's funny with satire posts. Congrats, this forum and community has hit a new low. Most people on here need to get a life.