Read half way through the OP, saw NotSatire tag, logic and reason went out the door.
If it was humor the OP was going for, they need more practice. I, for one, didn't find it even slightly humorous. Not a single sentence was amusing.
It honestly read like any of the other hundreds of "complaining about Destiny" threads that keep cluttering the forums.
That's just me though.
--So WOW back at you, Mr. Ninja.--
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[quote]o one has even seen the surface of Venus with their own eyes, and you just expect us to believe that you somehow managed to find out that some time-travelling, interdimensional psychopathic cycloptic robots live there?[/quote] If you didn't get that this was a joke by the time you got to the quoted section, there's no helping you.