So as we know, past-gen consoles such as the 360 and PS3 have to be up-to-date with the current-gen consoles. Why are they considered cancer? Well let me tell ya.
Past gen console users are the reason why we don't have bigger vaults to put our extra weapons, they are the reason why we can't have more then three people in a patrol, and they are also the reason why baby's are born with Down's syndrome.
Those are just three of many reasons why we should consider past-gen users cancerous and stuff. Thank you and have a nice day c:
Edit 1: So apparently some people are offended by the way I used "cancer". In response to this I will do absolutely nothing
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Bump4rage
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You're an idiot, whether its satire or not. /Thread
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If satire remove tag and put "true" if true bump! I'm upgrading this week and getting destiny collectors edition come release of TTK
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The vault space argument is complete BS.
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Edited by MistressofMagma: 6/25/2015 7:43:09 PMI've heard last gen is also the reason that North Korea has found a cure for cancer, because Kim-Jun Un was "man enough" to get rid of them. Can you confirm?
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I love my Xbox 360... :(
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Edited by Bleiebruker: 6/25/2015 7:35:50 PMBless you and your post OP.
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I believe you. I also heard the khapris sting doesn't move like it does on new consoles. (The beetle on the arm)
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Hahaha...[spoiler]long live 360[/spoiler]
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Lol thinks last gen is why we only have 3 man patrols you a funny guy.
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Payday on a console? Haha you are a sucker
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Everyone needs to accept that Destiny will continue to be offered on last gen consoles until at least 2016 with the release of Destiny 2.
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Hahaha you do relize that destiny was supposed to be ps3 and xbox 360 ONLY. But then current gen came along and they had to port destiny to those consoles
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Payday is pretty fun.
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I actually agree even if this is satire. And btw cancer means: an evil or destructive practice or phenomenon that is hard to contain or eradicate, so chill out. Another cool non cancerous game is Elder Scrolls Online for console, it's great.
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Spent a good 15 mins of my life reading posts on this post... TIME WELL SPENT! (shoots money at screen)
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[quote]Why are they considered cancer?[/quote] You are a prick. I would never wish cancer on anyone but sometimes it takes something that bad to happen to someone before they wake the -blam!- up. Kids like you need to grow the -blam!- up & use analogies in the proper context, all you,ve done here is prove how -blam!-ing dumb you are. Kids like you are why im glad this is online because i wouldnt be able to hold back from beating your dumbass, you are offensive & should be removed from this forum. Reported, muted & every other -blam!-ing thing i can possibly do to block your posts.
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Cancer is not something that should be used in something as stupid as the arguement that "last-gen game consoles need to go" it is a serious and very sensitive matter, I for one know this because I have lost people to cancer and it's not nice. Yes I am offended by your post but I do believe that last-gen is holding the new gen back (I am a last-gen player but I know the difference in the generations.)
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I thoroughly enjoyed this thread.
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Do you play payday on Xbox one? If so we could play one time.
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Bad b8 m8, I r8 0/8
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Just stop playing then nobody holding u back or keep b itching like a menstruating bitch
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Imagine that people are offended at being offended
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I agree, I just want past gen to die already.