A joke for molag Alright there was a midget feller whose wife left him for a big lumber jack. He was upset to say the least. Well that weekend he went to a bar. He walked up to the bartenders they said "what can I get you" he replied "I want the biggest meanest son of bitch in here, I'm gunna kick his ass. Bartender said "there's a wwe wrester to the end of the bar he looks pretty tough" That dwarf climbed down from the bar stool and walked over there and kicked that chair out from underneath him and kicked his ass. Tore the bar all to hell. The next weekend the dwarf comes back. Goes up to the bar, they ask him what can they get him. His response was the same. "I want the biggest meanest son of bitch in here because I'm going to kick his ass." Bartender says "there's a professional boxer at the end of the bar, why don't you go try him out." He climbs downs and walks over and kicks that stool out from underneath him and kicks his ass. Tears the bar all to hell in the process. He leaves and the owner looks at the bartender and said "we can't have this happening every weekend. My brother works at the zoo I'll fix this." He goes and gets a 500 pound gorilla and sticks him in the bathroom Saturday evening. Well later that night here comes the midget walking. He climbs up on that stool. Bartender says "what can I get you?" The dwarf says "I want the biggest meanest son of a bitch in here I'm gunna kick his ass." Bartender said "he just walked in the bathroom." The dwarf climbs down the stool and walks into the bathroom. Directly they hear the sounds of them fighting tearing hell up. The bathroom door blows off, blood flying everywhere. That midget walks out and walks up to the bartender and said "you tell that nígger when he comes to that his fur coats in the trashcan"