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6/25/2015 7:17:00 AM
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Tell me some jokes

Doesn't matter what type they are. They can be clean, dirty, dark, etc. Just give me a good laugh!

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  • So a hunter,a warlock and a Titan walk into a bar in the tower. Hunter- hey can I have some rum and red bull please. Robot Bar tender- sorry were all out but you know what you can have an apple that taste like rum and red bull. Hunter- what? That's impossible an apple can't taste like rum and red bull! (Bar tender hands apple over to hunter) Robot Bar tender- we'll try it Hunter- well why not?(takes a bite) Robot Bar tender- what do you think? Hunter- omg this taste exactly like rum how did you do this? Robot Bar tender-now turn it around. Hunter-Omg that taste just like red bull! Hold on I want to show my friend this. (Hunter comes back with a warlock) Hunter- man you gotta try one of his apples it taste like anything you want. Warlock- ok can I get an apple that taste like some good old gin and tonic? Robot Bar tender- no problem (Hands apple to warlock) Warlock- wow this is great It taste just like gin. Robot Bar tender- now turn it around. Warlock-wow that's the tonic! You know what I gotta show my friend this. (Warlock grabs his Titan friend) Titan-so I heard that you have apples that taste like anything I want. Is that true? Robot Bar tender- sure is. Titan- we'll in that case can I have an apple that taste like a vagina? Robot Bar tender- you sure can. (Titan takes apple an takes a bite) Titan-eww wtf this taste like S H I T! Robot Bar tender- try turning it around. Ba dum tiss

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