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Edited by Roxas_Desperado:
6/26/2015 8:40:32 PM
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I'm the god of gaming, confess your gaming sins here and i shall forgive you
I'm the god of gaming (self-proclaimed) and i'm here to cleanse your filthy sins from you, now now don't be shy, you don't want to go to hell right? Or doom devil will tear your limb one by one
[spoiler]including your dicks and boobs[/spoiler]
Example of confession :
"God i have to confession to make, i've been camping many times in COD and BF"
Example of sins :
1.camping
2.hacking (multiplayer)
3.quickscoping (multiplayer)
4.fapping while playing multiplayer or raid mode
5.noob (multiplayer)
6.tea bagging
7.squeaking
8.duping (multiplayer)
9.ninja looting
Etc
What you'll find in heaven :
1.hot ass angel
2.mountain dew fountain
3.mcdonald
4.free doritos
5.free wifi (password is : hitomitanaka)
6.a playable half life 3....
[spoiler]demo[/spoiler]
What you'll find in hell :
1.Hot ass devil
2.Sauna
3.locked wifi ( ask satan i dunno his password)
4.doom devil
5.a playable aliens colonial marine game
7.gabe newell
Anybody can make a suggestion on what should be in heaven/hell.
Edit : i may or may not forgive you
Edit 2 : guys, playing a bad game is not a sins at all!
Edit 3 : Anybody can help me decide if the person is guilty or not cuz i don't have all day putting people to hell/heaven y'know.
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I abused target finder lmgs on BO 2. Also on planetside if I get bored I switch to the winning team on a battle because I hate losing. I'm sorry for my sins
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1 ReplyEdited by steel_prod: 6/26/2015 10:00:45 PMI have a confession I'm kind of a squeaker [spoiler]Im 10 what do you expect a bear grills voice or an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice [/spoiler] I accidentally hacked [spoiler]my friends gave me stuff in terraria [/spoiler] I also have a suggestion for heaven, free newest consoles and games. Hell no games I also manipulate the bridge so that I can get past it [spoiler]Every body is doing it and I can't find a group that isn't [/spoiler]Im so sorry God have mercy on my Soul ( and iPhone ) I also did the money dupe glitch in BL2 (borderlands 2)
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No thanks, I'm going to Hell.
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3 RepliesCall of duty 3... I would sign in 2 controllers and play as the 2nd controller (other one was AFK). I would then proceed to team kill players, sometimes shotgunning them, reviving, shotgunning, reviving and so on. As soon as I got 5 votes to be kicked (6 would kick you) I would drop out of my 2nd controller. Then drop right back in and it was like I had no more vote to kicks lol. One game I had 156 team kills, which was the top on the team kills leaderboard of the whole world lol.
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1 ReplyI enjoyed the strip club in mass effect 3 too much.
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Used to think I was cool drifting on forza 3 with automatic
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I was a notorious frag-tagger in the original Gears of War. I also did the, uh, sexual assault while the enemy is downed and helpless thing habitually. That game brought out the worst in me. I'm sorry.
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1 ReplyTruth is bungie keeps trying to nerf thorn but then i go into the system and rebuff it
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2 RepliesI ninja looted a gun my friend wanted really bad in borderlands 2, I did give it to him though.... After he got his own.
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Was happy when aerith/aeries /useless girl/however you spell her name died
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2 RepliesI play spy in tf2
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6 RepliesIn modern warfare 2 I abused the shit out of the one man army perk to switch classes and have unlimited noob tubes
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2 RepliesI only play GTA5 went I feel like killing pedestrians and flying planes into traffic for no reason. :)
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I used to crush people in SSBB using the OP Lucas (up A attack) in the Nintendo World in New York (I would use the somewhat less OP Lucario if they were really bad at the game) [spoiler]In my defense, Lucas was hard to use (up B save)[/spoiler]
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I hit markered a Trickshot once. I still can't sleep.
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2 RepliesI'm a l33t member of MLG who quikskopes all dey evry dey pl0x forgive
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1 ReplyI team killed to get my rank back down to one on Battlefield 2: Modern Combat for xbox. No teammates were safe. BUT I DID GET TO START OVER! So that was cool.
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1 ReplyEdited by slashhexrex: 6/26/2015 7:17:48 AMBroke all the pots for rupees
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2 RepliesWhat's duping?
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2 RepliesIn MW2, I boosted for nukes to get that nuke title. And in Destiny, way back in the beginning I cheesed Atheon. I'm sorry.
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1 ReplyI killed my wife in Skyrim more than once
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5 RepliesI am not hyped for Fallout 4
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1 ReplyEdited by Punch_Face_Champ: 6/26/2015 8:12:34 PMI have been hacking in GTA V online. I've been giving people millions of dollars, weapons, vehicles, and destroying piece of shite grieving script kiddies. Please forgive me because I will continue to hack ;)
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Wait so does that mean you will punish all the people that talk shit when I actually snipe in CoD?
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lol at the Pornstars name being the password.
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I rush mid
