I have 3 extra blacksmith shaders, the three funniest jokes gets a shader code messaged to them, my competition will end the same time as OP's.
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Why do Asian women cover their mouth when they speak? [spoiler]because they know men don't wanna hear them talk[/spoiler]
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The hildian seeker is failing! Ghost what should we do! "We need to lose some extra weight!" The warlock in the band of three let go of his gjallarhorn. Painful though it was The hunter throws out a bag of legendary engrams "That should do it" The ghost warns them they need to lose more weight! Or they'll all die The titan thinks quickly, grabs the hunter by his cloak and throws him out of the ship. With triumph he says "We got too many of them running around"
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What do you call Ir Yùt on her period? Red death.
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Teletubbies SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY
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I've got two. Hunter-where is the vog? Warnock- idk let me axis no minotaur. Number 2. Girl are you a sync plate? Cause you got my spire rising.
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? He felt crumby [spoiler]Crumby joke huh :3[/spoiler]
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You don't have any codes but I'll reply anyway.
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I know I've played too much destiny because the name of my Mom in my contacts is Momnigul.
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What's red and smells like blue paint? [spoiler]Red paint[/spoiler] I have a joke about the Gjallarhorn, but you'll be lucky if you get it.
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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? [spoiler]doesn't matter, they can't change anything[/spoiler]
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Hey baby, Are you a 10.0 on the Ph scale? Cause you're pretty basic.
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Lmao great science joke
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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? [spoiler]The holocaust[/spoiler] Whats worse than a dead baby in a trash can? [spoiler]Two dead babies in a trash can[/spoiler] What's worse than that? [spoiler]One dead baby in 2 trash cans[/spoiler]
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How do you you find will smith in the snow. [spoiler]look for the fresh prints[/spoiler]
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My uncle died in 9/11 ;( [spoiler]He was the best pilot the Al Qaeda ever had [/spoiler]
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This joke is terrible, in every aspect...
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Not funny, I'm not American and this is extremely rude and disrespectful.
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It's a joke, not a dick. Stop taking it so hard. Also, welcome to the internet.
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Sure lets condone this idiocy because we feel anonymous...
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Oh no, I know it's a joke, but a lot of people died, that makes it rude and disrespectful.
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Cleared out the populous a little
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What character combination makes Destiny rap music and plays it loud and proud throughout the tower? [spoiler]Xûr Mixalot and the Speaker[/spoiler]
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A guy is walking down the street when a crowd starts running towards him. As they approach the crowd part and continue to run, after a couple of failed attempts he manages to stop someone and asks "what's going on" 'A lion escaped from the zoo' is the response. "Where is it he replies" becoming flustered. 'WELL WE AREN'T F@CKING CHASING IT ARE WE'
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oh man what i wouldnt do for one of those... guess what i picked up from a hooker last night [spoiler]HIVe haha [/spoiler] [spoiler]i know not really funny but best i could do on the fly and kepping it destiny releted[/spoiler]
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I don't have the cabals to make a joke. Sorry