I'm the god of gaming (self-proclaimed) and i'm here to cleanse your filthy sins from you, now now don't be shy, you don't want to go to hell right? Or doom devil will tear your limb one by one
[spoiler]including your dicks and boobs[/spoiler]
Example of confession :
"God i have to confession to make, i've been camping many times in COD and BF"
Example of sins :
1.camping
2.hacking (multiplayer)
3.quickscoping (multiplayer)
4.fapping while playing multiplayer or raid mode
5.noob (multiplayer)
6.tea bagging
7.squeaking
8.duping (multiplayer)
9.ninja looting
Etc
What you'll find in heaven :
1.hot ass angel
2.mountain dew fountain
3.mcdonald
4.free doritos
5.free wifi (password is : hitomitanaka)
6.a playable half life 3....
[spoiler]demo[/spoiler]
What you'll find in hell :
1.Hot ass devil
2.Sauna
3.locked wifi ( ask satan i dunno his password)
4.doom devil
5.a playable aliens colonial marine game
7.gabe newell
Anybody can make a suggestion on what should be in heaven/hell.
Edit : i may or may not forgive you
Edit 2 : guys, playing a bad game is not a sins at all!
Edit 3 : Anybody can help me decide if the person is guilty or not cuz i don't have all day putting people to hell/heaven y'know.
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I'm a l33t member of MLG who quikskopes all dey evry dey pl0x forgive