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6/28/2015 1:26:25 AM
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We can do that, what type of pizza sir?
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Hawaiian, please.
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Good choice sir
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Why thank you, is there a bathroom in this restaurant? I need privacy; I haven't whacked off in days.
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We were actually going to deliver the pizza straight to your suite sir.
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Ahhh, why thank you... Will the deliverer be male or female?
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You know... I [u]think[/u] I can get a female deliverer just for you
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Alrighty...... Thank you.....
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Delivery to Mr. Punisher, I believe......Is that you sir?
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Yes, it is, come in. I believe I ordered a pizza and something else- as well...
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Ah, well here's the pizza, what was the other thing I could bring to you?
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Ohhh, you weren't informed? Well, let me enlighten you.... You are a female guardian, are you not?
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Ah, yes, I am sir.
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Ahhhh, great! Come in, come in! *Sits in leather chair and sips tea* Make sure to close the door behind you, place the pizza right here...
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*Closes door behind me and sets the pizza down to where you want it* Was that all, sir?
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Ohhh no, its not all. I believe your service has mearly begun... Quick, fetch me lube.
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Ah, yes sir. *Fetches the lube, handing it to you.* Anything else?
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No, not yet... *Places ninja blocking voice distorter* I feel that that pizza was quite over priced and that you- well uhh hehe- owe me something....
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B-but sir, I wasn't the one who placed a price on the pizza.
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It's fine; don't be afraid. I know you'll enjoy this- as much as I do. A good looking Awoken like you and an Exo like me- this is bound to end well...
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*slowly backs up to the door* Enjoy what exactly? Sir, I do have a job to get back to..
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*Door is locked* Your job clearly states that you work for the enjoyment of the customers... You can also have a little fun often; this is a gift from me to you...
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Enjoyment of the customer? W-what are you trying to get at sir?
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Edited by roxypunisher123: 6/29/2015 12:17:59 AMLet me dumb down for you- I haven't smashed since Twilight Gap and running Atheon and such just gets boring... I know you've gotten quite bored as well... Smashing is something to do before we have to give up 400,000 glimmer for The Taken King. So, what do you say?
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Pfft, no need for dumbing it down. I knew of your plans or should say desires?, before I walked into the room. I was just merely carrying the conversation on. I've been bored, you're right, but what do I get out of this?
