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6/30/2015 3:05:17 AM
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I call the cab then force him to take me to my house for free
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*waits and watches* [spoiler]cause I'm a girl silly[/spoiler]
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*feels some is watching looks around looks around and slowly enters the taxi.[spoiler]I am a guy[/spoiler]
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Where to bby?
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Take me to the nearest cemetery I have.. Unfinished buisness[spoiler]I am actually a gardener for cemeteries [/spoiler]
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Damn, and here I thought u were gonna show my mother a good time
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Well there's time for that later dum dum tshhh
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Lel *drives you to the cemetery*
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*Pays taxi driver $200 "keep the change" *exits cab
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Not so fast, go get my mother
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*returns into taxi to go get mother
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Shes in the urn vault, all the way down the hall, to the left
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Alright give me 5min I'll be back with the urn
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*waits 5 minutes*
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*returns with urn
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>.> hello mother. Ok hop in, y'all are going to a nice restaurant now
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*immediately regrets decision but enters the taxi anyways
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*takes you two to McDonald's*
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Would you like something taxi driver
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No! Now buy her everything she wants. Don't forget to open the door for her, pull her chair, and assist her to the bathroom!!
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As you wish
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*watches and waits for your return*
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*Returns to taxi with urn
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So? Ready for the hotel?
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Uhhh sure I guess
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*drives you to 6 motel*
