Prove me wrong.
[spoiler]This thread is dedicated to le Dia de Independencia and to all those who serve, have served, will serve, and have died serving.
God Bless the mudafukin United States of America [/spoiler]
SO I'M IN HAWAII RIGHT NOW AND I JUST VISITED PEARL HARBOR ON GODDAMN MURICA DAY. DON'T GET ANY MORE GODDAMN MURICAN THAN THAT
OCEAN SALTIER THAN USUAL TODAY. MUST BE ALL THOSE BRITISH TEARS
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Were going bankrupt and about to witness an economic collapse, idk you tell me why america is best? I'm moving to Japan and gonna live in the mountains pretty soon, if the collapse doesn't occur by then
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Look up BF4 America song. Explains America so well. *Sheds bacon tear*
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Murica>>>>>>>> everything>>>>>>> shit>>>>>>> all the other countries
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Good job America has finally made gay marriage legal, but there are so much problems such as most people do have guns in there house, that's not good because they can just go outside and go on a rampage, and most people in America have to much weight.
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[quote]Prove me wrong.[/quote] But that's impossible.
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We'll can't argue with capslock
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Just gonna leave this here
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America is just China's bitch
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There's been 9 days this entire year where the American Police force hasn't killed a person.
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Damn right the United States of America!!!
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USA USA USA
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You pinhead, I love chocolate how dare you think that I'm an ugly barnacle. I'm going to use my imaaaaaginaaaation to imagine you in your underpants and take out my secret string to firmly grasp it. You're going to fall over and scream Finland and then I'll proceed to call the Hash Slinging Slasher to come and LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE all over you. When that's done the Hall Monitor will put on his gorilla suit and get his friends chip, penny, and used napkin to whoop your Wumbo. When I'm done with you I'll return to the Salty Spitoon and make fun on Weeny Hut Juniors, you know the guys with the magic conch. I will spend my millionth dollar and first dime on a phone call to random people and scream NO, THIS IS PATRICK. Those people will be your family who don't live in darkness, but advanced darkness, and I will soil your Uncle Dirty Dan's good time. And I know that you love Crabby Patties so I will buy you mayonnaise from the musical instrument store. I will push your house somewhere else but I don't want to touch it because I'm sterile. Then I will ask your injured body if you are feeling it now and that you are number one, the doctor and I afterwards will go on a panty raid to smell that smelly smell that's smelly. And that's not when I shift into maximum overdrive to steal the formula. You best be scared.
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Just watched American Sniper. America is awesome
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Where the HELL is it's cigarette?!
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You can't judge an entire country because of one asshole.
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Do you have any idea how self-centered you sound right now? [spoiler]oh wait, that's normal for Americans[/spoiler]
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I'm sorry you are being berated for your patriotism (even though you went about it in a bad way). Few choose to serve, and fewer still in these forums.
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Why the best? China has way more troops, russia has way better war equipment/vehicles, north korea has way better missiles/organization, US only got few million soldiers who fight in Iraq for nothing else than just killing civilians, ISIS is not a threath since they are not going to come in an airplane and drop bombs here in america so why even bother them?
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Canada is better
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XD pathetic
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Too much is better than too little (our philosophy).
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Just add socialism and we'll be perfect.
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Remember.... FREEDOM ISN'T FREE!!!!.... it costs a buck o' five.... $1.05.... [spoiler]I served and murica does rock![/spoiler]
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And I'm an American!
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It is but our presidents are stupid as shit
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9/11 Americans won't see this post ;)