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Da stuff
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Can I has da stuff?
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Can i have dem ass cheeks?
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Hmm, you drive a hard bargain. How about this- I'll give you one ass cheek, as an upfront payment. You give me da stuff, and once I safely recieve da stuff and feel comfortable that you're not going to kill me, I'll give you the second of dem asscheeks
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Deal... *grabs butcher knife* Turn around bby
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*Turns around. I seem to be oddly OK with this whole thing* "Do it." [spoiler]do it[/spoiler]
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*slices one of dem ass cheeks off*
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"Ok, give me da stuff"
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*gives you da stuff*
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"No one makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY!" *pulls gun out of my ear.* "Give me my buttcheek back. Please"
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I already shoved it in someone else's mouth
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Fine then, be that way. You win
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Now give me the other cheek