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Edited by king-x1x:
6/30/2015 8:59:29 PM
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Guaranteed exotics everyday
you heard that right mother-blam!-ers
how you ask?
easy but first, put a condom on your brains because your minds are about to get -blam!-ed
Step 1: delete one character that you don't use (preferably a hunter because they're useless)
step 2: make another character (not a hunter because that will be retarded)
step 3: level him up until 20 then give him some old armour so he can be at least lvl 28 or more (you can do it in one day duh)
step 4: play the new house of wolves missions until you unlock the lvl 28 Poe (you see where I'm going with this?)
step 5: finish the lvl 28 Poe and unlock the chest
step 6: get your guaranteed exotic
step 7: praise my geniusness
step 8: repeat
step 9: ???
step 10: profit
and yes you can do all this in a single day if you're bored enough
YOU'RE WELCOME
Edit: To make this process quicker, you can join the fireteam of somebody who has already completed the house of wolves story line, and get into PoE and you can get a key from the first queen bounty
(credits to shotgunmandan)
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1 Reply
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I would do that... If I had no life
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2 RepliesSod that. Too much like hard work and hours just for an exotic
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8 RepliesInstructions were not clear enough. Got dick stuck in ceiling fan.
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1 ReplyThat's a lot of hours for someone who only needs gally
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1 Replybumpity
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That's a lot of effort to get an exotic I already have.
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If I didn't have every exotic int the game including 2 gallys I might do this
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8 RepliesIts not guaranteed, i have done 28 PoE runs for the first time of the week and not gotten one, my first ever 28 run i didnt get an exotic
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I touch myself at night
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5 RepliesI only have 1 exotic, much sad , such shame
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4 RepliesPlay 12 hours a day and get an exotic every day! Cut out sleep! Get a catheter! Have your food pumped directly into your stomach by your nurse! Get all the exotics you can! Never give up! Play until YOU DIE
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4 RepliesDid I misread that or do you really suggest leveling a new character to 20 everyday? The thought of wasting that much of my life literally made me cringe.
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enjoy
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1 ReplyAnd enjoy rng trolling you with 7 No land beyonds I'll pass. Having a job and responsibilities in the real world would get in the way anyway.
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I did it on my warlock got NLB +-+
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1 Replysexual bump
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Yep did it on my hunter and got universal remote, for the second time from a PoE chest. Haha never again.
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yeah I'm not doing that. I think I have almost every exotic anyway. I'm missing pocket infinity (too lazy) and bones of eao. And I think some titan legs, which I don't really care about.
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3 Repliesyeah dude. that's like.....16 hours of work for a goddamn dragon's breath.
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3 RepliesTerrible idea hunters are more useful than your Titan and warlock
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4 RepliesYou are a useless cancer.
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1 ReplyYou only get guaranteed once on your account though
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Was that a cards against humanity joke or no?
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4 RepliesStopped reading at delete Hunter because they're useless. Op is obvious retard.
