Hello, I am [i][b][u]PONETHEPOON[/u][/b][/i] and I am speaking on behalf of Goku, as does not have Wi-Fi. I really [i][i]was[/i][/i] nine years old, and I really did [i][b]love goku so much.[/b][/i] But that's not why we're here. We're here to discuss why Goku would obviously win. [b][i][u]REASONS WHY GOKU WOULD WIN[/u][/i][/b] Goku is a [i][b]Super Saiyan God, Super Saiyan.[/b][/i] All the Gjallarhorns and Nighthawks in the solar system wouldn't phase Goku. Goku blows up planets just for getting in his way. [spoiler]not really, Goku's a great guy.[/spoiler] Goku bangs ChiChi. [spoiler]and Bulma on the side.[/spoiler] After charging up for five episodes, Goku would still have plenty of time to kill the guardians because they would still be watching a cutscene that they couldn't skip. Goku doesn't have a LAN cable. Goku was cool before Miley Cyrus was a thing. Goku has [i]instant transmission[/i], and such, is never stuck in loading. Spirit Bomb. Ka-[i]Me[/i]-[i][b]HA[/b][/i][b][i]-MEEEE[/i][/b][i][b][u]-HAAAAA[/u][/b][/i] And even if the guardians managed go kill Goku, [i][b](Which they wouldn't)[/b][/i], they'd just have to fight him again on the next Tuesday. [spoiler]error code: Goku[/spoiler]