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7/1/2015 1:26:59 AM
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......*holds perfectly still*
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*tazes your eyeball*
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*cries*
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*the tears cause the current to burn your face*
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*stops crying and manages to throw the tazer from my eye*
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*tazer hits me in the vag* 0.0 [spoiler]*smiles*[/spoiler]
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.....0_0
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Hue...
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*proceeds to try and back away with the chair*
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*chair breaks*
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*Runs*
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Hey! >:[ Come back here!
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*jumps up a tree*
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*turns into a gargoyle* *laughs* *jumps that tree and flies to you*
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.....*falls off of tree frightened*
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*scoops you up with claws and flies up*
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*is scared*
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*continues flying higher* You should've just enjoyed it m8
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......*is Still gagged*
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*oxygen levels drop*
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*feints*
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*drops you*
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*somehow survives fall unscathed *
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Oh gawd, soo much creativity lelelel
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[spoiler]im not extremely creative[/spoiler] *tries to hide*
