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7/1/2015 1:45:25 AM
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*chews on cucumber*
Holy mother of god, this IS bacon! [i]This cucumber is actually BACON!!![/i]
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*hues* You're welcome. Now... don't tell anyone
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But wait, how is this possible? This is a cucumber!
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*slaps you with cucumber* I said shh!
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Ow... Okay fine I'll stay quiet, but I want an answer.
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The answer is found deep within the crevices of your *while pointing at your chest* ass.
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Ok, I'll probably never understand but ok.
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I agree. *looks around* ...so?
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*sits down still eating cucumber* So, what now?
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*sits and eats a cucumber* Idk
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Are all the vegetables bacon?
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No. All the bacon are vegetables
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No, that's impossible. What kind of world can possibly survive without bacon? Bacon is like a god to us, it is what drives us to move onto the future. And you're telling me that all the bacon here is vegetables? I refuse to accept this.
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Yeah. You all worship vegetables
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*starts shaking* Bacon... Vegetables... No, no, no. This isn't right...
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*laughs* You'll be alright. I mean, now you know: people love veggies
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*calms down, still shaking* I guess... If you put it that way. Bacon is vegetables and vegetables are bacon, right? RIGHT??
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No. Veggies are veggies
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Wait wat? Seriously? ._______________.
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So, what about the cucumber? That was bacon, I'm sure of it.
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My life is a lie! *starts hyperventilating*
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*hues* *hands u a plastic bag*
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*hyperventilates in plastic bag* *starts crying softly*
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Edited by JulieCakes: 7/2/2015 1:13:05 AMNo! *slaps* Thats to put over your head!!
