[quote]College Freshman: "How come Alaska is so cold, but then people go to Hawaii to vacation on the beaches?"
Me: "Why do you think those two things are in anyway related?"
CF: "Because they are right next to each other, what do you think I am, stupid?"
Me: "Uh.. well maybe, Hawaii and Alaska are not next to each other."
CF: "Yeah they are, just look at a map."
Me: "What map are [i]you[/i] looking at?"
CF: "All maps, in the bottom left you see Alaska and Hawaii next to each other."
Me: *Uncontrollable laughter*[/quote]
I shit you not, this actually happened.
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Lmao how did he even get into college in the first place
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How the -blam!- did he get into college?
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*facewhateverisinfrontofme* It was a brick wall It was not enough
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[quote]*facewhateverisinfrontofme* It was a brick wall It was not enough[/quote]
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[quote]College Freshman[/quote] :|
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My sister does that stuff all the time... She's 13...
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Wow... XD
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Lol I thought this in 2nd grade.