[quote]College Freshman: "How come Alaska is so cold, but then people go to Hawaii to vacation on the beaches?" Me: "Why do you think those two things are in anyway related?" CF: "Because they are right next to each other, what do you think I am, stupid?" Me: "Uh.. well maybe, Hawaii and Alaska are not next to each other." CF: "Yeah they are, just look at a map." Me: "What map are [i]you[/i] looking at?" CF: "All maps, in the bottom left you see Alaska and Hawaii next to each other." Me: *Uncontrollable laughter*[/quote] I shit you not, this actually happened.