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7/1/2015 11:06:32 PM
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*turns into a gargoyle*
*laughs*
*jumps that tree and flies to you*
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.....*falls off of tree frightened*
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*scoops you up with claws and flies up*
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*is scared*
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*continues flying higher* You should've just enjoyed it m8
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......*is Still gagged*
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*oxygen levels drop*
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*feints*
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*drops you*
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*somehow survives fall unscathed *
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Oh gawd, soo much creativity lelelel
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[spoiler]im not extremely creative[/spoiler] *tries to hide*
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[spoiler]lmao, u are [/spoiler] *lands, walks by you* Where aaaaare youuuu???
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*throws rock at your head then hides again*
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*is ko'd* [spoiler]what kind of strength did u use?![/spoiler][spoiler]lol! xD[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]the strenth of a gargoyleXD[/spoiler] *drags your body to your taxi then remakes the chair and sits down*
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[spoiler]blasphemy! u r no gargoyle [/spoiler] *is dragged*
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[spoiler]just the strength not a gargoyle itself.[/spoiler] *falls asleep on the chair*
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[spoiler]blasphemy [/spoiler][spoiler]u will die for this [/spoiler] *wakes up*
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*is sleeping
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*sees this* *chops your dick off, shoves it down your throat*
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*dick regrows old one disappears*
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*dick regrowth is defective and forms into a large vagina*
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[spoiler]0.0[/spoiler] .....why......
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*strangles you*
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*is unstangable*
