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Cortana is and always will be better
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Cookie monster is sad that he has no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends. Well. Okay. :(
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I don't have Siri. What does she say?
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Don't -blam!-ing tell me what to -blam!-ing do
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Who's siri?
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Siri's a dude for me, but yeah, that was brilliant. XD