I don't know how to tell for sure
It's kinda creepy and I don't know whether to leave it there and hope it's asleep or wait to see if it wakes up or my girlfriend gets back from work and says it's dead.
Wat do floof?
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Microwave it
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Watch it's rib area to see if it's breathing
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Throw something at it. If it moves then good if it doesn't..........BARBECUE!!!