They shouldn't legalize Helicopteral marriage and here's why.
Identifying as a helicopter is Unnatural and morally wrong, marriage should be between two women, not Two helicopters.
You aren't born a helicopter, being a helicopter is a choice, I could choose to sexually identify as a helicopter right now.
Helicopters are wrong and shouldn't get married.
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Edited by Sjur Eido: 7/3/2015 9:34:50 PMAs a Lockheed Martine SR-72, I say let those things marry, just not in my Hangar.