Except you don't because it's far to heavy to lift yet alone use effectively. Then you get rekt by the shrektosaurus.
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A Long Sword would work just as well.
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No, it would work far better because it's not seven inches across and three inches thick. And even they're hefty. Just use a fuc[i]k[/i]ing short word or a rapier and be done with it. Or better yet, use a gun
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I'm Batman, I never use guns, but swords and axes are fine.