They shouldn't legalize Helicopteral marriage and here's why.
Identifying as a helicopter is Unnatural and morally wrong, marriage should be between two women, not Two helicopters.
You aren't born a helicopter, being a helicopter is a choice, I could choose to sexually identify as a helicopter right now.
Helicopters are wrong and shouldn't get married.
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Hello Stanman lvl7, I am a helicopter and that is what I have always been. I used to think that being a helicopter was wrong; that, somehow, I had made the incorrect lifestyle choice. I even used to dream of what it would be like to not be a helicopter, to instead be [i]normal[/i]. Venomous thoughts like that even led me to attempts on my life (got blackout drunk and flew straight into a Chili's, thank god it was after hours). In retrospect, I'm ashamed of my actions and embarrassed that I could even feel that way about myself, but that is where the regrets end. You see, Stanman lvl7, being a helicopter is not the best thing that's ever happened to me, but learning to accept myself as a helicopter was. Today, I can proudly say that whether being a helicopter is a choice or not, I know it's right for me and that's a huge weight off my blades. Think what you will, by all means you have the right, but you cannot break this helicopter's spirit. I'm just too high all the time. Sincerely, A Helicopter