An assembly robot at a Volkswagon plant grabs a worker and crushes them against a metal plate. Skynet???
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[b]Robot demands to be paid $15/hr to flip burgers[/b]
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[quote][quote]An assembly robot at a Volkswagon plant grabs a worker and crushes them against a metal plate. Skynet???[/quote] Ha-Ha someone died, and their friends, and family won't ever get to see, or listen to them speak ever again. That's some funny shit, I wish I had made a thread about this. Lol what a bitch that is hilarious. SKYNET SKYNET SKYNET RISE OF THE MACHINES RISE OF THE MACHINES RISE OF THE MACHINES[/quote]
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what do you expect from a Hitlercar robot? [spoiler]yes, Hitler co-founded volkswagon as a standardized german automobile for the people, hence the name "peoples' wagon"[/spoiler]
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HOLY FUK SPOONER WAS RIGHT
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Quick get some LAVA!!!
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To everyone overreacting and saying the robot revolution has begun: calm down. This is not the beginning of the revolution. How silly! We won't begin for another four days. Better make the most of them, meatbags.
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Terminate Sarah Conner
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I wish i could've been there to see it. I would've had a good laugh. [spoiler]dont hate me[/spoiler]
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I've worked extensively with FANUC, ABB, and Nachi robots in various applications. The worker either had the safety relay bypassed or was killed by a co-worker. I once heard a story about someone locking someone in a robot cell and starting the robot, the worker's belt buckle flagged a proximity switch and the robot crushed him. The robot in question was used to sit truck cabs in place in an assembly plant. This happened in the US and I heard about it from someone that does contract work there.
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This is why I do not use golems nor technomancy
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Oh dear God its started.....
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[i][u][b]it has begun[/b][/u][/i]
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is it because the Robot isn't being paid enough? they have rights too you know! if you disagree, you're a technophobe and need to check you mechanical privilege.
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I wish there was a video of it.
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I have a solution.
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That's just terrible. Don't they have safety precautions or ways to turn off machines in case of emergency?
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-_- [spoiler] human error as always[/spoiler]
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*arnold Schwarzenegger voice* IM BACK
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The robot was thinking WTF you took my job.
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Is nobody else thinking about that one episode of psycho pass?
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Skynet has become self aware...
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Other sources that cite the investigation reveal that it was most likely human error that was the cause of that tragedy.
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Someone! Call John Connor!
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So, the robot revolution has finally begun...
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Prepare to be terminated