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Edited by matrix100_x:
7/4/2015 4:35:57 PM
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You must kill the person below you, but there's a catch.
You must kill the person below you, but here's the catch. You must do it creatively.
Ready....GO!
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Get in a spaceship that has a giant hand, push the earth towards the sun so that you burn up from the heat.
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Hook a hose up to an infinite supply of Kool-Aid and drench you in it.
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I will break your knee caps then chain you into a 1000 gallon tank where you will be drown by my spit
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I'll use hot glue to seal your eyes shut. When you start screaming I'll glue you lips together then fill your nose with it. While you are suffocating I will cover you with thumb tacks.
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Edited by DeathzMessiah: 8/8/2015 9:47:05 PMI will cleave out your stomach with a crowbar and choke you with your intestins while dragging you across the floor decorating the white sidewalk red.
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I will leave you in a room with Ed Miliband, Noiseless purse and Jihadi John with a gun... ...But you only have 2 bullets. The only way out is to kill yourself
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I will shove a wrench that explodes down your throat
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I will tie your limbs to a cross and slowly pull them apart and them cut off all your skin with a rusty nail and slowly stab you in the eye
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Edited by Berezyn: 8/8/2015 5:21:26 AMI write a descriptive essay on "Why you should kill yourself" in the spoiler. [spoiler]Boom you're dead.[/spoiler]
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Get a triangular piece of wood about 5 feet long with its point towards the sky. I would sit you down on it and every day I would add 10 pound weights to each foot. Eventually you would slowly split. <3
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Make you play destiny for 1000000000000 hours while I beat you with a spoon
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5 RepliesMake you listen to Brittany Spears until your brain melts.
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2 RepliesI will have sex with you till you die I'm a boy as well
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Repeatedly beat them with a spoon
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Use activisions dlc scissors
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Feed you to an alligator make alligator stew and then deep fry the alligator guts.
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1 ReplyI will fasten your throat to a ceiling fan with bungie cables and throw it on full blast, decapitating you.
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I will strap you to a chair that has a platform that I can raise and lower. Above you hangs a Ceilingfan with its blades made out of actual blades that are razor sharp. I will elevate you up..... And stop....inches away. I will leave you up there, strapped in with metal clamps, and let you starve and dehydrate. Then, Once you are almost dead, I will raise the seat a little more, and you will get beheaded. :) [spoiler] sorry m8 [/spoiler]
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I will put you in a tub of ice and slowly watch you freeze[spoiler]to [b]death[/b][/spoiler]
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4 RepliesAt the base of the skull, a knife shoved at the correct angle can sever all nerves of motion. Paralyzing the victims entire body but the eyes, allowing them to witness whatever happens to them as they die slowly. :)
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1 ReplyHave a glove filled with bullet ants, make you wear it for 3 hours, put on another glove wear both for 3 hours, force you to lift weights from 5 to 10 to 15-20-25 until we reach 125 pounds, then I make you wear a boot filled with bullet ants for 3 hours, then another boot, making you wear all 4 at a time, make you face the previous challenge, then make you run a marathon on a hot summer day with hands and feet exposed. Once you are done, I pour a concoction of lemon juice, salt, and rubbing alcohol on your hands and feet make you rerun the previous tasks, after making you wear the gloves and boots for 5 hours, then lead you out, naked, into a forest with actual cannibal Shia Lebouf. a pistol with one bullet superglued to your stomach So you can end your life, or let Shia Lebouf very painfully torture, then eventually kill you.
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Rip out some flesh while they're alive and feed them to ants Or just blink shoulder charge
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Drown them in a toilet and feed the body to a Teletubbie
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Beans
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Edited by hivewarlock03: 7/29/2015 8:28:22 PMMake him play 48 days of destiny without sleeping or eating or drinking
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I'm going to [spoiler]why would I tell you how I'm going to kill someone [/spoiler]
