Explain.
Edit: #OffTopic is very creative with these kind of things, I'm not sure if I'm proud or scared...
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I'd take you out for a nice dinner then we would go back to my place. Little do you know my place isn't a house, it's a crocodile! And you would be eaten alive. As for me, I would ride my no longer hungry crocodile into the sunset and we would go thwart terrorists in New Hampshire.