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Edited by CommManagerABYZ:
7/5/2015 4:15:10 AM
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Step Aside Deej
So I was surfing the forums and observing my posts when I suddenly came to the realization that I should be Bungie's community manager. I mean let's check the facts here,
I benefit the community much more than DeeJ. Now let's be honest here, every person that has read any of my posts has gotten a much higher understanding of how Destiny should be fixed. No matter if it's from saving the youth, or making Destiny's beauty more known, I'm always there for the community... which is more to say than DeeJ...
Next, I have never lied to you guys. In all of time dealing with the community, no matter if it was back before Destiny came out, or now; I have never been untruthful. DeeJ always tries to cover up other Bungie's employees which I totally get, bros before hoes as the old saying goes. But it is your job to be honest and help the community, not give unwanted "benefits" like all black shaders and sparrows. Come on DeeJ, I know you can do better.
Finally, DeeJ is so secretive. With all of his weekly updates he puts subtitles like "what's in the box". What box are you talking about here. A virtual box, Destiny's box, the Ghost Edition box? Even your name, "DeeJ". Is it pronounced Like DJ or like Dee-Juh. My name is very simple and easy to read unlike some community managers...
These are all extremely good reasons why DeeJ should step down and have me fill his place as community manager. Thank you all for your support, and together we can change Bungie for the better.
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3 RepliesLong time no see abyz
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6 RepliesI've read your posts before. I honest to god lost brain cells. You have a totally one sides view to everything. You think your way it the only way to do things. Atleast Deej admits when he is wrong.
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Seriously, this forum needs mods.
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4 Repliesmuted
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2 RepliesEdited by Vertical: 7/5/2015 4:49:15 AMSorry, but if this community unites for Deej as community manager, you don't stand a chance.
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1 ReplyMuted
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3 Replies"What's in the box?", if I'm not mistaken, is a reference to the movie "7 Deadly Sins" starring Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt. The phrase is repeated in horror at the grizzly discovery at the end.
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1 ReplyEdited by Neutrill: 7/5/2015 4:29:57 AMToo bad that if you had DeeJ's job that you would be just as inefficient as he is. Why? Activision and Bungie tell him what to say. Like Xur, DeeJs will is not his own Although you don't suck at destiny. DeeJ is actually terrible.
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7 RepliesThere is no way in hell you are going to convince someone to give you their job.
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1 ReplyYou have my vote until you become a corporate tool just like Deej
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1 ReplyUnfortunately you don't qualify for bungie community manager. Your post rate is far too high, and contain far too much information. You lack sufficient cliffhangers and blue ball posts. Also you must underhandedly shit on the community from time to time, so get on that.
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2 RepliesDeeJ is basically pinching off an orgasm. Everyone is looking for the money shot every weekend but just get a spurt instead of a geyser. To be a DeeJ is to control your breath mint for the face.
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3 RepliesEdited by Warlock Holmes: 7/5/2015 4:40:38 AMI believe the box refers to the box that bungie took to e3 good sir or possibly the box is referring to the collectors edition
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Haha I remember someone posted a forum to Deej asking him how he pronounces his name. "Is it Dee-juh or DJ?' Deej goes "its actually pronounced Bob"
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1 ReplyHow do I find your other posts off of the destiny app?
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Who are you? Never heard of her
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Lol... This guy.
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These satire posts are getting ridiculous. :)
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1 ReplyRead the first paragraph then had to double check the poster to see if it was longface, I was sorely disappointed to see that it wasn't [spoiler]No offense[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesWell if u have played the game u already have a step up
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4 RepliesSorry, but even DeeJ is better.
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3 RepliesUgh. This guy again. Move along people, nothing to see here.
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1 Reply#satire
