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Edited by Tyrant_Dom:
8/19/2015 7:54:39 PM
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What is the best insult you've heard?
In Destiny or elsewhere. Insult that made you laugh the most!!
Edit: These are great Guardians keep em coming!
Edit 2: Mandatory 100 reply edit (Holy sh*t this got popular)
Edit 3: Woke up to 300 replies! Dayum.
Edit 4: There is too much win in some of these. Cookies for all!!!
Edit 5: We broke 500 replies you sexy beasts you!!!
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3 RepliesYour dick gets hard whenever you stare into a mirror because it thinks you're a pussy, too.
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1 Reply"It's that sort of drivel that makes your existence intolerable. "~Frieza.
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1 ReplyYou scum sucking pig! You slime eating dog! You sons of a motherless goat!
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2 RepliesI've never really got a insult before but I was once told to go sit on a pine cone
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7 RepliesEdited by HuckleberyFN2187: 8/17/2015 6:35:57 PMImagine getting in a yo mamma fight with your own mom. You say "yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the Internet, because she's already world wide. Then imagine if you will, your own mom hits you with "yo mama is so nasty she sucked yo daddy di*k and then came and kissed you goodnight!" Let that sink in for a minute.
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Dick powder.
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(it's not originally mine but I'll post it) Fireteam Leader: "Oi m8 what's the shape of Italy?" Random Douche: "A boot?" [i]*douche has left the fireteam*[/i]
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When the queen called us a mote of light
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Edited by Mr_Steal_Yo_Soap: 8/19/2015 4:29:58 AMBitch so ugly I wouldn't -blam!- her with your dick and somebody else pushing.
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My friend bought ghorn and my other friend said its fake and it's from fisher price
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1 ReplyYou would have my comeback but you would have to scrape it out your sisters hair.
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Somebody made fun of me for my age and said i wouldn't last in the vault of glass I proved him wrong
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2 RepliesEdited by Esko: 8/19/2015 3:52:34 AM"your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
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" Your grandma is better shooting than you. Are you calling yourself guardian?"... that was funny when I read his message. My friend is 25 years old guy..
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Edited by KayOsS882: 8/19/2015 3:50:12 AMYou suck at PvP. It hurts because its the truth.
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Yo moma so fat she deep frys her hands in pancake batter to chew her finger nails
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1 ReplyIt was something along the lines of: I'm going to go back in time and get a dinosaur egg, love and nurture it until it grows into a big dinosaur. Then sit back and play with myself while I watch it rip apart your mangling corpse.
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I time I was doing crota with randoms and this guy kept asking if everybody had their supers ready so another guy pointed out that you can tell if it is if there level above their head is pulsing yellow. So the guy starts looking around and say "HardCase isn't ready" I then reply with "I'm more ready then you'll ever be"
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4 Replies"Dude shut up the only action you get is when you wipe and your finger rips through the toilet paper"
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1 ReplyI hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot
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1 ReplyAgain, not Destiny (as we are all well mannered in our clan) but COD (again...) Guy in the lobby suddenly shouted over us in broken English - "I'll f*ck your mother up my sister's a$$" He obviously had a poor grasp of biology AND geography....
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"You're just one big baked potato" Sylvester Stallone -- Death Race 2000
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3 RepliesEdited by ImaGetchu44: 8/18/2015 1:50:08 PMWe were doing crota hard and going for flawless and our sword bearer needed him to kneel one more time and we shot crota and instead of going down he jumped off the platform and killed our sword bearer and he yelled"son of a fücking bîtch a$$ slut monster whore! Your dad -blam!-ed an octopus and a mountain at the same time and your ugly ass popped out of that gang bang of ugly you gay little cock sucking -blam!-!" So yeah a little angry. Some words might be a little different because I don't have perfect memory but this is pretty much exact
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You're a potato.
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"[spoiler]How much d!ck do you suck? [/spoiler]
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I wouldn't piss on your teeth if your gums were on fire -- Encino Man
