In Destiny or elsewhere. Insult that made you laugh the most!!
Edit: These are great Guardians keep em coming!
Edit 2: Mandatory 100 reply edit (Holy sh*t this got popular)
Edit 3: Woke up to 300 replies! Dayum.
Edit 4: There is too much win in some of these. Cookies for all!!!
Edit 5: We broke 500 replies you sexy beasts you!!!
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One of my buddies used to use this one all the time. " How are you even playing this game? You can't buy an Xbox with food stamps."
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Got called a bumbder once
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It's not his fault he can't read!
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You fck your mom and dad every night cause u cant get laid,...that is the best insult i heard
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Your girlfriend looks like my mom
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Someone told me I was smart this one time
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If I had a dog that was as ugly as you. I'd shave it's butt and make it walk backwards. -Ham
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If I had a dog that was as ugly as you. I'd shave it's butt and make it walk backwards. -Ham
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If these are the best insults that these people have heard I feel awful for them.
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Stew telling Alan in The Hangover, "you are literally too stupid to insult."
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Some Indian kid was trash talking someone so he said back, "You look like a wheat-almond muffin"
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This kid got really annoying during a raid. Starting trying to pick fights and stuff. So I got the party leader to kick him. But the way he did it man.. "hey -------, what's your favorite football team?" "Raiders" "What's your favorite play" "I don't really know plays. I just watch" "Well mine's the kickoff" *player has left the party* *player has left the fireteam*
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Guy 1: Your dick is just 1 inch Guy 2: Yeah 1 inch from the ground
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"Your a cum guzzling gutter slut" -Ty Deh Guy on Xbox One
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I heard by best friends mom say to him: "Sam, you fat lard! Get over here." He's not even fat
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You... Hunter.
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Yo you hear that b**ch in the background? That's your mom telling you to KEEP IT QUIET
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Edited by BIGDADDYRENE: 8/19/2015 3:45:06 AM
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Reply for later.
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I'll pee in your butt
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Go step on a Lego.
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[quote]If I wanted to hear an asshole, I'd just fart.[/quote]
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Ok ok I got a good one *ahem* Your mama's so fat that ima go and find her and THEN I'LL STAB HER FIFTY TIMES IN THE STOMACH AND THEN HANG HER WITH HER OWN F***ING SPINE! THEN, THEN I'LL HOLLOW HER BODY OUT AND WEAR IT LIKE A FAT SUIT THEN I'LL MAKE YOU SOME BREAKFAST AND WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT IT'S ME I'LL EMERGE FROM THE DEAD BODY SUIT LIKE A GOD DAMN PHINIOX THEN I'LL GET SOME LEMONS AND GIVE YOU A INCURABLE CASE OF LEMON-AIDS! Thank you! *walks off stage*
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Son of a motherless goat