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@petition you are forced to listen to a record of Gary Busey singing that gets progressively louder until your ears bleed, then as blood drips from you various openings. Proceed to freeze blood with liquid nitrogen as your insides expand and expand until it stops just short of bursting. You are then to be dry humped by a rare silverback gorilla that progressively makes your frozen organs begin to crack and shatter with each vigorous thrust. Until all that is left is a pile of shatter body parts playing a door mat for the still horny gorilla that decides to finish the day by jerking it. How did I do?
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